Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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