why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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