Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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