WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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