i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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