I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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