Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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