Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Holy shit dude........stairs
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