Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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