We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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