Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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