Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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