Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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