In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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