I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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