Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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