Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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