I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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