my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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