..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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