its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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