Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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