She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Is Oprah even human
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Randomize
