I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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