Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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