apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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