Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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