He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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