I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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