O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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