I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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