did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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