turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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