Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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