Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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