so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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