Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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