Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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