your parents love me but you hate me
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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