I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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