have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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