Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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