Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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