ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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