Heybabeimwearingurpanties
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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