doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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