Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Boobs speak an international language.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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