He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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