She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
this beer tastes like vomit already
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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