I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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