Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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