I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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