woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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