we're blogging at a bar
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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