oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Drunk is not a location!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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