I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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