This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
